Warning: Savage Love is an adult sex advice column. The contents of this article may be offensive to some people. And Utahns. I'm a 33-year-old man, married eight ...

“I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.” “Just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.” “I take my wife everywhere, ...